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Best responses to some of the stupid things people say to pregnant women.

I have a two-month-old baby boy. He's my third baby, so I know a little bit about the woes of pregnancy. I've heard some people enjoy being pregnant. Personally I wasn't too fond of it. Not only  was I a hormonal, sleep deprived, exhausted, uncomfortable emotional wreck, some people just did and said things that were completely insensitive and unnecisary! Luckily I've got some of the best responses to some of the things people liked to do and say...

Stupid person: Better sleep while you can! You'll never get any sleep once that baby gets here.
Best Response: Good idea! Think my boss will let me leave work early so I can get a nap?

Stupid person: Are you sure there's only one in there?
Best Response: Actually, I'm having 8. I'm trying to get TLC to hook me up with my own reality show.

Stupid Person: You're so lucky that you can eat anything you want when you're pregnant.
Best Response: I know, right?!? I don't even have to force myself to throw it up later! The baby will make sure I throw it up in the morning!

Stupid Person: Looks like your having a really big baby!
Best Response: Well, they say obesity starts when they are young.

Stupid Person: I can tell you must be having a girl since you are carrying her all in the front.
Best Response: The penis I saw on my last ultrasound makes me think otherwise...

Stupid Person: You know what they say, girls steal their mother's beauty.
Best Response: How many girls do you have??

Stupid Person: How much weight HAVE you gained??
Response: at least 20lbs, what about you?

Stupid Person: I think you're going to have that baby early. You are way too big to be walking around! You're probably going to need a C-section.

Response: Had no idea you were an OB Dr! Where is your office at? I'll see if I can switch!

Stupid Person: Don't worry, you'll lose all the baby weight if you breastfeed.
Response: I bet you wish you'd breastfed, huh?

Stupid Person: You really are eating for two.
Best Response: But I'm not pregnant!

Stupid Person: Is your husband a big guy?
Best Response: I'm a lesbian

Stupid Person: You must have wicked stretch marks.
Best Response: We can compare if you'd like. 

Stupid Person: Do you plan on breastfeeding or bottle feeding?
Best Response: Why are you offering to help?

Stupid Person: Are you sure that your due date is correct? You look like you're going to have this baby tomorrow.
Best Response: I've been thinking that too! I should probably sue my Dr. for just pulling numbers out of thin air!

Stupid person rubs belly in an attempt to "feel the baby"
Best Response: Yell, "My turn!" I proceed to rub there's!

Stupid Person: When I was pregnant I didn't get lazy like you. I continued working and was on my feet all day until the end and it was no big deal.
Best Response: I know it looks like I'm being lazy while I take a 5 minute sit break because my ankles are so swollen, but the truth is yesterday I did a triathlon while pregnant and managed to cure cancer, so I'm just resting for a second from being an awesome super-hero and pregnant at the same time.

Why you gotta be so rude??

This morning I was scrolling facebook while drinking my morning cup of coffee and I stumbled onto a status from a friend that happens to be currently pregnant with her first child. She vaguely vented about some of the not so pleasant experiences of being pregnant. At that point, the only two comments left for her were a couple of (I'm sure meant to be well-meaning) posts about how "it only gets worse!" I decided to try and be a little more encouraging since I've so recently been where she is. It left me wondering why people have to be so insensitive to others. I'm sure these friends and family don't mean to come off as insensitive to her situation, but it doesn't change the fact that they are and the words they say do way more harm than good.

Shortly after that it was time for me to bring my two oldest children to school. I had a very busy day planned out today and needed to get going. We loaded up like any other Monday and made it about a mile from my oldest daughter's school when my car decided to quit working. Luckily I managed to pull it into a small empty parking lot. I got all the children out and loaded the baby into his stroller. Even though it was a very wet and windy morning we started walking. My kids were real troopers as we walked along the side of this very busy state highway. The girls walked into the soft and squishy wet grass holding on to the baby's stroller as I pushed.

A woman whose children go to the same school as mine saw me walking and pulled off to see if we needed some help. While she did this the impatient man behind her pressed hard against his horn with one hand and making obscene gestures with his other hand. I thanked her for her offer, but at this point I was half way to school from my car. I had no car seat with me for the baby, and my oldest was already going to be late. I did, however, think it ironic that the man behind her was so... so... insensitive!

My husband came to pick me up and managed to get the car roughly running enough to drive it home. The baby and I followed behind in our other car. He had his hazard lights on and was driving pretty slowly trying not to make the car worse than it already was. A man behind me honked vigorously for 0.2 miles until he was able to turn down whatever road he was trying to get to.

When I did finally make it home I checked my facebook again. Another post on my friends status letting her know "It only gets worse!!" I'm sure the man who posted it had a small smirk on his face as he talked about some "no-sleep-zone" she was now going to be living in.  I decided not to let this one slide. I made my comment about how hearing "it only gets worse" may not be the best advice to give to a stressed out, sleep deprived, hormonal, and extremely emotional pregnant woman at this point in time. The response I got was basically that this person (A man whom I've sure has never been pregnant) knows my friend very well and doesn't want to sugar coat the truth... Despite his well-meaning, well thought out ideas it was still in my opinion an insensitive comment.

When someone is going through a hard time you don't say "sucks for you! It only gets worse!"

When someone needs to pull off the road weather to be nice and see if someone needs a lift or because they have a flat tire it's incredibly insensitive to honk or shout obscene things at them because you are having a bad day.

When someone is clearly driving cautiously with hazard lights on because there is a problem with them or their car honking and getting impatient will not fix anything it certainly won't magically make their car work right...

Stop being so rude! We are all human too! 

Elliemay

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The tough decisions...

In the summer of 2014 my husband and I both lost our jobs. It was a very difficult time for us finacially. We both worked several part-time/low paying jobs and went through all of our savings just to get by.

I had to close my art studio and bring all my supplies home. As I was putting my supplies away in my

attic, I remembered some advice I'd gotten from a missionary I once knew named Fred Bennet. Fred use to tell my highschool friends and I stories of all his adventures around the world and we thought he was the coolest person on the planet. I couldn't tell you what countries he's been to or what languages he knew, but I can remember the most important thing he ever said. "If you find yourself in a place where you don't know what to do or where to go next, be a missionary. Be a volunteer somewhere. Take what resources and talents you have and bless someone with them and you'll be amazed at what doors will open for you." Remembering those words made me realize what a waste it was to have my art supplies in the attic. I decided to take my supplies and offer free art classes at our local library. It was a huge hit until I ran out of supplies, but it helped me get a job teaching art at a local private school. I also became an assistant teacher there.

Meanwhile, my husband got a great job himself. We still weren't making the same amount of money we made before losing our previous jobs, but we were both happy and our working hours were much better. Everything was going perfect for us. Things were picking up and looking better.

At the end of last year we found out I was pregnant again. It was a nice surprise, but still a surprise. Dispite that things stayed the same.

The Captain made his entrance into the world on the evening of August 22. At the time I thought the 2015-16 school year would be no different than the previous year. A month after he was born I started working at my school again, but this time I didn't work near as much. The school didn't have as many kids and didn't need me as much. Finding childcare the few hours I do work as been a bigger struggle than not. He smiled for the first time a couple weeks ago. I was lucky enough to be home to see it, most likely because I don't work that many hours.

When I think about it I was home for the first year of both my girls lives. Leaving my little boy even with people I trust is hard. It's not that I think he's in danger or not safe without me. What I worry about is all the things I'll miss out on. I don't want to miss seeing him grow. I don't want to miss any smiles. I want to hear his first giggle and see his first steps.

Abigail is doing fantastic in preschool. I really love her school. (Shout out of Discovery Time!) Angel, however, is really struggling with 3rd grade. As most of you know it took Angel two years to finish 1st grade (I don't like to say she was held back or failed, but instead that it took her longer to complete the grade) and I'd rather it not take her two years to complete another grade.

Each afternoon as I help her learn her multiplication facts and spelling words, I think about how well she does with me one on one. Yesturday we were in the baby's room. I was using a program on the computer that would give a multiplication fact. I'd call out the problem and Angel would shout the answer as I typed it in. We did this for almost an hour until she could spit her facts out in less than 5 seconds from her 0s to her 6s. There were moments that she walked circles around the room or crawled around on all fours. At one point she rolled herself up like a pretzle and rolled around on the floor while still managing to spit out the answers. She used silly voices sometimes or sang the answers. She danced around the room and seemed to have fun practicing these facts. We actually had a lot of fun working on her math. It made me wish we had more time. There just isn't enough time each afternoon for me to help her with her school work the way I'd like to.

I've thought of homeschooling Angel since I first put her in school 6 years ago. Thinking about the financial strain it would put on our family as always put the idea in the back of my mind.

Many of the kids I work with at my school are just as imporant to me as my own kids. I love my job so much, but I love my kids more. Two of them really need me to be at home right now. I absolutly don't want to give up such a good thing. I know I'm making a difference there, and I can't stress enough how much I love what I do. The idea of leaving the school I work for makes me sick to my stomach to think about. The idea of missing my boy's first words and watching Angel struggle with school to the point of real tears coming from her eyes makes me even sicker.

The struggle is very real and very hard. Trying to make the best decisions in life are very difficult... No one wants to look back and say "Yeah.. I really messed that one up.." Especially when it comes to kids... This includes my own children and the students I teach...

So what's the answer? What's the conclusion? I'll post that as soon as I know!